My Second Post

In the immortal words of Ralph Waldo Emerson:

Cooking broccoli is easy. Way too easy.

My First Post

Ah, such a momentous occasion -- my first post and all, yet I have absolutely nothing to say. If this continues my blog might become as vacant as the space between Paris Hilton's ears.

Btw, I just read the artichoke has been named by the National Association for the Advancement of Vegetables as the “most irritating vegetable." I believe running a close second -- Arnold Schwarzenegger -- our hopefully one-term governor. Geez, don't republicans realize that their dead-horse is starting to smell?

As if anyone cares, this is National School Lunch Week, time to join your child for lunch at the school cafeteria. It's part of the American dream -- to eat stuff you cannot identify and live to laugh about it.

Oh, you're probably wondering if I'll write about jazz here? Good question. I'm wondering, too. I'm trying to decide if my collection of Neil Diamond recordings counts as jazz. ;-)

Here's my thought provoking quote from a high-brow, culturally elite literary magazine:
"....................................................................................."

Wait a minute. All I read are comic books. Never mind!